Shocking NEW Discovery

Scientists have recently been restless. After they discovered a grim fact that has unsettled everyone, The moon is actually not made of cheese. Equipped with this information, the United States Government and all of it's associates have made plans to backup the "moon mice" with Earth cheese. Unfortunately the effects of earth cheese on moon mice has not been taken into account and all attempts may end with dire consequences, the worst being that the moon mice instantaneously combust and eventually become extinct.

please vote AGAINST moon mice cheese feeding in future polls as the scientists conducting safety tests have grown weary of the blood.