What happened today *snore*

Today is Thursday, 19th November 2009 and so far it has been a pretty good day. I'll start with this morning to avoid unnessecary confusion.
This morning I woke up as usual and checked the alarm clock just to make sure I was 5 minutes late, Strangely I was only 3 minutes late and soon became extremely distraught. I searched in the back of my mind for an excuse. "was it because of Yesterday, did I eat something that made me sleep less? I decided that it was far too early for me to be asking questions let alone answering my own.
After eating my usual child and salad sandwich, I opened up the windows and decided to wait for the two minutes I had underslept for before heading for work.
I am a beta tester for most good flash games. When I beta test, I require one Jam sandwich so I can get into the habit of being irrate at the smallest of things. This usually happens when I eat jam.
I walked on a silver rainbow because I am too poor for a gold one.